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Oklahoma-based party band with sports problem seeks like-minded group of quasi-bohemians with unusually large percentage of really hot chicks, dance floor large enough for scrimmage, and square footage adequate for 2 tons of sound gear. You provide beer. We promise not to suck too bad. Sorry, no Dido. For good time call: (405) 317-0304 or go to www.reclinersband.com to see pictures, hear audio, or simply to hurl merciless insults and ridicule.

Fan quotes about The Recliners:
"I guess they don't suck too bad."
"Why does the singer have his own table for drinks on stage?"
"They didn't do any Dido all night. What's up with that?!?."
"I can't hear you. Are you asking me something?? What? What?!?"
"ooooh, that guitar player is waaaay hotter than my boyfriend!"
"I'm contacting my attorney about filing a personal injury lawsuit against them...the switch from Billy Joel to Nelly to Rage gave me vertigo for 3 days."
"They rock. And they have cool t-shirts. Oh, and I spray-painted their truck while they weren't looking."
"This was our best night ever, but don't tell them or they'll want more money."

The Recliners mission statement: "Try not to suck too bad"
The Recliners' Motto: "Self-deprecation...Its what's for dinner."
The Recliners' Favorite Life Quote: "I taunt you a second time."

Disclaimers:
a) The Recliners reserve the right to refuse service to New England fans.
b) bearers of New England parephernalia will be subject to public humiliation
c) Pom squad assignments are meeted out in a purely subjective and arbitrary fashion (i.e. how hot you are).